Friday 14 March 2008

The Times They Are a Changing...

Scenario: Paul and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1960 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Paul and Mark shake hands and end up mates.
2008 - Police are called, Armed Response Unit arrives and arrests Paul and Mark. Mobiles with video of fight confiscated as evidence. They are charged with assault, ASBOs are taken out and both are suspended even though Paul started it. Diversionary conferences and parent meetings conducted. Video shown on 6 internet sites.

Scenario: Chris won't sit still in class, disrupts other students.
1960 - Chris is sent to the principal's office and given 6 of the best. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2008 - Chris is given huge doses of Ritalin. Counselled to death. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra funding because Chris has a disability. Drops out of school.

Scenario: Mike breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him the slipper.
1960 - Mike is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2008 - Mike's dad is arrested for child abuse. Mike is removed to foster care and joins a gang. Psychologist tells Mike's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Mike's mum has an affair with the psychologist. Psychologist gets a promotion.

Scenario: Vicky, a college student, brings cigarettes to school .
1960 - Vicky shares a smoke with the school principal out on the smoking area.
2008 - Police are called and Vicky is expelled from School for drug possession. Her car is searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario: Mohammed fails high school English.
1960 - Mohammed retakes his exam, passes and goes to college.
2008 - Mohammed's cause is taken up by local human rights group. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that making English a requirement for graduation is racist. Civil Liberties Association files class action lawsuit against state school system and his English teacher. English is banned from core curriculum. Mohammed is given his qualification anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers, puts them in a model plane paint bottle and blows up an anthill.
1960 - Ants die.
2008 - MI5 and police are called and Johnny is charged with perpetrating acts of terrorism. Teams investigate parents, siblings are removed from the home, computers are confiscated, and Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario: Johnny falls during break and scrapes his knee. His teacher, Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him.
1960 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back to playing.
2008 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy. Becomes gay.

3 comments:

Adullamite said...

So, soooooo true!

1st Lady said...

Agree with the above comment. All a bit sad really.

June said...

Yes, I just heard on the news today on the strange but true stories, that a 15 year old had fallen asleep in class and the teacher came by his desk and slammed a book down right beside him to wake him up. Well, now the student and his parents are suing the teacher for doing that because now he says he has hearing loss because of it...UNBELIEVABLE.

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