Saturday, 13 October 2012

A Man's Best Friend?


Why Some Men Want a Dog And Not a Wife:


1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

9. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

10. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.


And last, but not least:


11. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.


To test this theory:
Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you.

4 comments:

miruspeg said...

Did you test out the theory Mike?
Dogs can be a woman's best friend too you know.
Hugs
Peg ♥♥♥

Honorio said...

Brilliant!!

Lilly said...

OK Mike it is funny..... I will give you that.

Is that why some men, try and treat their wives like dogs? Forever hopeful that they get a different result?

So is Scotland independent of Britain. Someone told me there was some vote or other going on but nothing on the news here. Fingers corssed it happens like you guys want.

Mike Smith said...

Indeed, it was meant to be humourous! Lilly - an agreement has been reached for a referendum on independence for Scotland to be held in 2014. The people of Scotland will decide our future. I know what I'll be voting for.