The lead 'singer' of the rock group The Babyshambles - the shy and retiring Pete Doherty - has finally sucummbed to the laws of the land and been sentenced to fourteen weeks in prison for violating his probation and using drugs.
Rumour has it that Doherty will spend some of his time 'inside' working on a new album for his band. It's believed to be an album of cover versions including hits such as:
Jailhouse Rock
I Want to Break Free
Please Release Me
Things Can Only Get Better
Chain Gang
I'm sure, dear reader, you can suggest many more....