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World Cup Update

I tend not to post football related posts on here - I leave that on my other blog http://www.ontheterracing.blogspot.com/   However, I feel sure some of my regular visitors to The Rants - Peggy who is rooting for her Socceroos; Gillian who lives in South Africa and June from Seattle who must have enjoyed the USA taking England down a peg or two on Saturday will enjoy some of these...

* Watching this World Cup is just like being married. You're supposed to enjoy it, but there's this constant droning noise in the background.....

* Robert Green's gaffe - at least that's one British spillage the Americans won't be moaning about...

* What's the difference between Robert Green and Justin Bieber? Robert Green knows how to drop his balls.

* Kermit was right: It's not easy being Green.

* All these Rob Green jokes are getting out of hand. In fact they're crossing the line...

* Steven Gerrard said: "The whole team is behind Rob Green." With hindsight, that's a good place to stand.

* Robert Green's bringing out his own South African trumpet. It's known as a boo-boozela

* Yesterday at London Zoo one of the staff let a a Central American monkey slip out of his grasp. So Robert Green's not the only English keeper to drop a Howler.

* My computer's got the Robert Green virus. It can't save anything.

* I'm Robert Green and cleaning Windows is my next idea...