Saturday, 27 March 2010

Lights Out for the Environment?

Right, let's get one thing straight: there's no such thing as global warming.

It is an invention of embittered minorities - unwashed hippies who can't get a job, Guardian readers - and women. And if I see one more whining student sorting his rubbish out into different containers I'm going to ram a Paco Rabanne deodorant up his jacksie and set it alight.

Bunch of goody-two-shoes ruining our fun, turning off the lights at the drop of a hat. It's all hypocrisy anyway...

From the Radio Times for w/c 27 March 2010.

Gene Hunt for Prime Minister I say!

Some other Hunt quotes:

Sam Tyler: I think we need to explore whether this attempted murder was a hate crime.
Gene: What as opposed to one of those I-really-really-like-you sort of murders?

Gene Hunt: The NF are far too stupid for that. They could stick a shotgun up my arse and pull the trigger - they'd still miss!

Sam Tyler: I still think we need to entertain the possibility that this could be a racial killing... Gene: Oh, well let's entertain it, let's take it out for a prawn cooktail, a steak and a bottle of Liebfraumilch, then let's kick it into the gutter where it belongs!

Sam Tyler: Be gentle, will you?
Gene Hunt: I'm not a bleeding luddite. [Andrea opens the door]
Gene Hunt: Hiya love. DCI Hunt. How're you feeling? Just come to talk to you about how your brother copped it.

Sam Tyler: Did you know that Billy took cocaine?
Andrea Kemble: He doesn't. He'd never take drugs.
Gene Hunt: Well, with respect, you probably thought he kept his cock in his keks and all.
Andrea Kemble: He your boss? [Sam nods]
Andrea Kemble: Well, what would I get for smacking him one?
Sam Tyler: Round of applause from half our station.


Gucci Mama said...

Hahahaha! This was pretty great.

miruspeg said...

Don't you like sitting in the dark Mike? You are allowed to light candles. :)
I do like the first Hunt quote about the murder...very clever.
Peggy xxx

Mike Smith said...

Thanks Gucci Mama. And welcome back Peggy!