Saturday, 27 March 2010

Lights Out for the Environment?




Right, let's get one thing straight: there's no such thing as global warming.

It is an invention of embittered minorities - unwashed hippies who can't get a job, Guardian readers - and women. And if I see one more whining student sorting his rubbish out into different containers I'm going to ram a Paco Rabanne deodorant up his jacksie and set it alight.

Bunch of goody-two-shoes ruining our fun, turning off the lights at the drop of a hat. It's all hypocrisy anyway...

From the Radio Times for w/c 27 March 2010.

Gene Hunt for Prime Minister I say!



Some other Hunt quotes:

Sam Tyler: I think we need to explore whether this attempted murder was a hate crime.
Gene: What as opposed to one of those I-really-really-like-you sort of murders?

Gene Hunt: The NF are far too stupid for that. They could stick a shotgun up my arse and pull the trigger - they'd still miss!

Sam Tyler: I still think we need to entertain the possibility that this could be a racial killing... Gene: Oh, well let's entertain it, let's take it out for a prawn cooktail, a steak and a bottle of Liebfraumilch, then let's kick it into the gutter where it belongs!

Sam Tyler: Be gentle, will you?
Gene Hunt: I'm not a bleeding luddite. [Andrea opens the door]
Gene Hunt: Hiya love. DCI Hunt. How're you feeling? Just come to talk to you about how your brother copped it.

Sam Tyler: Did you know that Billy took cocaine?
Andrea Kemble: He doesn't. He'd never take drugs.
Gene Hunt: Well, with respect, you probably thought he kept his cock in his keks and all.
Andrea Kemble: He your boss? [Sam nods]
Andrea Kemble: Well, what would I get for smacking him one?
Sam Tyler: Round of applause from half our station.

3 comments:

Gucci Mama said...

Hahahaha! This was pretty great.

miruspeg said...

Don't you like sitting in the dark Mike? You are allowed to light candles. :)
I do like the first Hunt quote about the murder...very clever.
Peggy xxx

Mike Smith said...

Thanks Gucci Mama. And welcome back Peggy!