Wednesday, 8 September 2010
Life Before the Computer...
Memory was something you lost with age,
An application was for employment,
A programme was a show on TV,
A cursor was someone who swears a lot,
A keyboard was a piano,
A web was a spiders home,
A virus was the flu, (manflu that is)
A hard drive was a long trip down the motorway,
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived,
And if you had a 3-inch floppy .....
well you just hoped and prayed no b*****d found out!