Saturday, 15 January 2011

Sex Insurance

SEX with your wife -Legal & General

SEX with your future wife-Mutual Trust

SEX with your secretary - Employers Liability

SEX with a prostitute - Commercial Union

SEX on the telephone- Direct Line

SEX with your biographer - Quote Me Happy

SEX in a hurry- Insure & Go

SEX with your steady partner -Standard Life

SEX with a transvestite- Confused.com

SEX with some one different - Gocompare.com

SEX with an animal - Comparethemeerkat.com

SEX on the back seat - Sheila's Wheels

SEX with someone over 65- Saga

SEX with a posh bird - Privilege.com

And one for my Aberdonian friends - SEX with a sheep - Farmers Union


3 comments:

A Daft Scots Lass said...

LOVE this post.

Prepare for lots of traffic on one of the most googled words!!!

Joanna Jenkins said...

Very funny. The posh bird cracked me up. jj

Mike Smith said...

One of the most Googles words? Is that insurance....?