SEX with your wife -Legal & General
SEX with your future wife-Mutual Trust
SEX with your secretary - Employers Liability
SEX with a prostitute - Commercial Union
SEX on the telephone- Direct Line
SEX with your biographer - Quote Me Happy
SEX in a hurry- Insure & Go
SEX with your steady partner -Standard Life
SEX with a transvestite- Confused.com
SEX with some one different - Gocompare.com
SEX with an animal - Comparethemeerkat.com
SEX on the back seat - Sheila's Wheels
SEX with someone over 65- Saga
SEX with a posh bird - Privilege.com
And one for my Aberdonian friends - SEX with a sheep - Farmers Union
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3 comments:
LOVE this post.
Prepare for lots of traffic on one of the most googled words!!!
Very funny. The posh bird cracked me up. jj
One of the most Googles words? Is that insurance....?
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