I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
That sinking feeling during an argument when you realise you're wrong...
I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
There is great need for a sarcasm font.
How are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
Bad decisions make good stories.
You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day (if my boss reads this I'm only kidding...)
Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection.. .again.
I'm always slightly concerned when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page article that I swear I did not make any changes to.
"Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this - ever.
I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!). But when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
I hate leaving my house confident and looking good, then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
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Hee hee, that's brilliant. I can relate to so many, fitted sheets for instance, and the phone numbers..
Oh Mike I was just about to turn off the computer and have some lunch when something told me to visit your blog.
You had me smiling all the way through this post.....bless you mate.....I love the way you think!
Hugs
Peggy
PS I am going to come back tomorrow and read them again!!!
I have thought just about all of those things before. I had just said to a friend of mine that I am going to ignore Blue Ray for as long as possible because I don't want to start my collection again...
Or calling back a friend that just called me but I couldn't get to the phone in time and then when I call back it rings forever and goes to Voicemail. Where did you go two seconds later? hee hee.
Those were great Mike, thanks for sharing!
My BFF and I have a pact to erase each other's email history! Seriously.
And I'm all for a sarcasm font. That is a fabulous idea Mike.
Hope your weekend is going good.
j
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right now I'm thinking
'Dons For The Cup'
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