Danger in Dalkeith...

As a responsible blogger, I feel I have a duty to warn my reader of the dangers that may lurk should they ever find themselves on the streets of Dalkeith, Midlothian. If you see the girls in the photo above, you should heed my warning not to approach them - unless you are armed with a vodka and coke.

They are highly dangerous and are known to prey on simple, older people for money - their father, for example who, it must be said, is one of the most charming men one could ever wish to meet. The girl on the left is known to have a flash car while the girl on the right has a flash tattoo...

You have been warned...