Saturday, 5 January 2019

ScotFail


ScotRail has apologised to customers for what it has described as its "unacceptable service" according to a news report today. This was my recent experience travelling from Edinburgh to Glasgow by train:

09.50 Arrive on the concourse at Edinburgh Waverley station, ready to board the 10.00 train to Glasgow – as yet, platform unknown.

09.55 I ask a ScotRail employee which platform said train is expected. ‘Dunno, pal – it might be 14’

09.56 Slip train ticket into slot in automatic ticket barrier – it doesn’t open. I ask for help.

09.57 A ScotRail employee (a different one) arrives with a large bunch of keys and opens the barrier thereby letting a large queue of people pass through. Most will have tickets, some may not.

09.59 No word yet of which platform the 10.00 train to Glasgow will depart.

10.02 Train arrives at platform 12 – passengers soon discover this is the arriving train from Glasgow Queen Street which is ten minutes late and will have a quick exchange of passengers before setting off back to Glasgow.

10.05 Train departs for Glasgow Queen Street. It is overcrowded with many passengers unable to secure a seat – the lack of carriages on this train may be a factor.

10.20 First (and last) sullen appearance of woman with catering trolley.

11.02 Arrive at Glasgow Queen Street – 15 minutes late. No apology from ScotRail ticket inspector but there is a reminder to collect your personable belongings.

11.05 On exiting the train I slip ticket into slot in automatic ticket barrier – it doesn’t open. I ask for help (see above)


15.00 Arrive on the concourse at Glasgow Queen Street Station for the 15.15 train back to Edinburgh – as yet, platform unknown.

15.05 I ask a ScotRail employee which platform said train is expected. ‘No idea, pal. It’ll no be long though.’ He doesn’t realise the irony in his statement.

15.07 Slip train ticket into slot in automatic ticket barrier – it doesn’t open. I ask for help.

15.08 A ScotRail employee (a different one) arrived with a large bunch of keys, opens the barrier thereby letting a large queue of people pass through. Most will have tickets, some may not.

15.17 Train arrives at platform 4 - passengers soon discover this is the arriving train from Edinburgh Waverley which is ten minutes late and will have a quick exchange of passengers before setting off back to Edinburgh.

15.20 Train departs for Edinburgh Waverley. It is overcrowded with many passengers unable to secure a seat – the lack of carriages on this train may be a factor.

15.35 First (and last) sullen appearance of woman with catering trolley

16.22 Arrive at Edinburgh Waverley– 15 minutes late. No apology from ScotRail ticket inspector but a reminder to collect your personable belongings.

16.25 On exiting the train I slip ticket into slot in automatic ticket barrier – it doesn’t open. I ask for help (see above)

The moral of this somewhat repetitive story? If you’re thinking of travelling from Edinburgh to Glasgow and don’t wish to take the car – take the bus…

3 comments:

miruspeg said...

I was exhausted just reading this post Mike! Sydney trains are not quite as bad but often break down recently.
On flip side of the coin I recently holidayed in Japan for 4 weeks.......every train we caught (and there were at least 30) - were on time to the second!!!
Peggy xxxx

Adullamite said...

You can afford to take a train...?
How much are you charging folks?

Mike Smith said...

Indeed, Peggy - travelling by train in Scotland is an exhausting experience!

Adullamite - not nearly enough!

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