Okay, so the more perceptive among you will be asking 'what New Year quiz?' Fair point. But I like to do things differently so below are the answers. I'll post the questions towards the end of the weekend - but feel free to hazard a guess at what they may be...
Answers
1) Kris Boyd - Christian Nade couldn’t even see the barn door
2) 3 days, 8 hours and 22 minutes
3) He last did it in 1973
4) The man on the bicycle will arrive first. The man in the car will arrive shortly after. The man on the aeroplane has still to arrive as he flew with EasyJet.
5) She’ll be wearing a white dress
6) Once in February, twice in June and twice more in September
7) No
8) Joorgen Doonagin
9) Yes, if you’ve got one big enough
10) I’d rather have my eyes gouged out with a red hot poker
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HA HA, great idea and I have no idea but seeing I'm here I'll have a go.
1. What football player was found in a compromising position off field recently?
2. How long did I keep my New Years resolutions for?
3. When was the last time Mike celebrated a finals win for his most favourite football team on earth?
4. Three guys were sitting at a pub for hours arguing about the quickest way to get to Australia. So they decided to settle the argument once and for all. They left the pub and set off with their vehicle of choice, a map and a good supply of beer. One was on a bike, another one took his car and the the final one took a plane. Which one arived in Sydney first?
5. Oh I just cannot tolerate brides who wear white. Who do they think they are they kidding. There are no virgins left in the world. It's a joke. What will your girlfriend be wearing to your wedding?
6. How often would you say you do it?
7. If the Rangers asked you to write a column in their program and paid you gazillions to do it, would you?
8. I've never heard of a Scotsman called Smith. So tell, me what is your real name Mike?
9. Do you want to borrow a closet to hide in?
10. If the Rangers asked you to write a column in their program and paid you gazillions to do it, would you?
And I have an 11th question.
Who clearly has too much time on her hands and needs to get a life? And I am sure you can answer that one....without any guesses at all....
1) Who will sulk in a barn if he doesn't get his own way?
2) How long do you wait in a Post Office queue?
3) When did Prince Charles last attempt to smother his mum with a pilow?
4) If y goes by car, z travels by areoplane, Is the bicycle x?
5) What will Madonna wear at her next publicity stunt?
6) How often does Vlad pay his rent?
7) Give us £10
8) Who killed Cock Robin?
9) Do people still end up in Newgate Prison for debt?
10) Would you wear an Old Firm shirt for charity?
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