1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds.
2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do.
3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage.
4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with.
5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate.
6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living.
8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist.
9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does.
10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money.
11. MISTY: How golfers create divots.
12. PARADOX: Two physicians
13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower
14. PHARMACIST: a helper on the farm
15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with.
16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
17. RELIEF: What trees do in the spring.
18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife.
19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does.
20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official
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3 comments:
Mike, Those are fabulous!
"PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV." happens at our house A LOT!
Tapaire.
Glad I stopped by this morning before heading off to work as I enjoyed this post.....an interesting start to my day Mike.
I especially like RELIEF and SELFISH.
I found a few others:
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
FLABBERGASTED: Reaction to seeing oneself naked in a mirror.
Have a great weekend.
Cheers
Peg :-)
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