Are You?

A fella goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.

She says hello.

He's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows her from.

'Do I know you?'

'I think you're the father of one of my kids.' she replies.

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife.

Trembling somewhat he asks 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my mates watching while your partner whipped my backside with wet celery???'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly.........
















'No, I'm your son's teacher.




Thanks to June in Seattle!