Guts or balls? There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them?
Well, the definitions are listed below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
I hope this helps clear up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome.
Both result in death.
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4 comments:
Superb! No guts,no glory eh!
OMG how hilarious.
Personally I would be taking the broom to your balls if anyone dared say that to me.
Made me laugh out loud though....
Takes balls indeed to call a woman chubby!!!!
Yes, I was going to say that if a man said that to me, he wouldn't have to worry about balls OR guts anymore, because I would have to remove both...
Of course I had to giggle when I read it.
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